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"You schlepped with her, didn't you?"

Licensed Therapist

You were warned about mixed marriages.

'I hate Mondays.'

"Well, if you're still awake when the time changes, you'll lose an hour of overthinking everything, too."

"Tell me more about your fear of going bald."

WHO checklist

Psychiatrist with bust of Freud

Psychiatry in the Park

"Sometime I feel people go out of their way just to scare me."

Mime marriage.

"Teach me not to care."

"I have no feelings about having no feelings."

'I hate to say this but no amount of analysis is going to help; you need a better cartoonist.'

"So has this obsession about your weight ever led to thoughts of suicide?"

"We don't talk."

"Marriage is driving me crazy and she's my designated driver!"

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

'Margaret. I feel that we must talk about our relationship.'

'We auto mechanics get no respect!'

'I've lost the urge to repeat everything...'

"I'm sensing that the role-playing homework I gave you didn't work."

If you are ringing your coach to ask about your next move then we're finished.

"I suggest you read this book....it comes highly recommended by earthlings."

"Oh come now, Mr And Mrs narcissus, Have you two been fighting again?"

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

"Oh, you were on automatic pilot? And what about her? Was she on automatic pilot, too?"

Revenge Graffiti.

Marriage counselor, living together counselor or a just screwing around counselor.