Tech-savvy Survivors T-Shirts

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Facelift Book.

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

Jesus Saves

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"I couldn't send our beah selfie to the kids - my phone just died of embarrassment."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

Wi-fi detected on desert island

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'Click on the icon.'

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"This new app shows you where all your friends are!"

"And do please remember to visit our online confession service."