Tech-savvy Survivors Pillows

'You're a genius Carlisle.'

"Yes, we do accept resumes online, but there's more to it than giving me your computer with your resume on it."

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

"Does the ark have wifi?"

Facelift Book.

"You're never too old to learn..."

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

"Our computers will be down for an hour, so I advise everyone to hide under their desks. The last time it was total anarchy until we were back online."

"Can you fit him with remote control facilities, doctor"

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

'And make sure you use the AUTOMATED teller, you old goat!'

'For more details or to comment, please visit my faithbook page.'

Living Longer Magazine.

'Oh crap, it's my mother.'

GPS for Baby Boomers.

Bob was put out to pasture - with his cellphone and laptop.

"Pleasant Hill Funeral Home. Free Wi-Fi."

Jesus Saves

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"At least now when mom and dad fight it's quieter."

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"I couldn't send our beah selfie to the kids - my phone just died of embarrassment."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

Wi-fi detected on desert island

'Click on the icon.'

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

'He googles you. That's how God knows everything about you.'

"This new app shows you where all your friends are!"

He had to update his OS, download an app, get a username, choose a password, log in to a health portal, navigate to messages and write his doctor … by then it was too late.