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'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

The Importance of Data Backup.

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"My grandpa suffers from Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from the time when he worked with Windows 95."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

Wi-fi detected on desert island

Computer frustration

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

Computer Confusion

"With him, I.T. stands for Incompetent Twerp."