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"Bob, you dope—you typed 'Esther Island' into the GPS."

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

Man leaving his office with his computer tangled around his leg,

'Looks like another bad PR week for the company. The whole media team got burned in our last email blast."

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

"If the jumper cables don't work, I'll pour more motor oil on the keys."

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'...And in case of program crashes, this model comes fully equipped with an air bag!'

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"I got knocked down while jogging in heavy traffic."

"You will be pleased to know that the children said sorry!"

Sling

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'

"Okay scouts, that ends today's online soldering session!"

"I'm certainly no expert on the matter, but throwing the copier out the window just may be a sign you're suffering from stress."

"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"

'Your last tech job offered generous options? So do we: Take it or leave it.'

'I accidentally sent this week's data charts to the 3-D printer.'

"We usually shop in the comfort of our own home but the bloody computer crashed."

"Damn it—I think I just butt-donated to a charity."

STRIP Hambone: Living in the box the computer who replaced him came in

"Yes I DO mind being put on hold! I only have a two week life span."

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

'I said use your toolbar, NOT your crowbar.'

"I tell you the computer in the hospital made a mistake!"