Device Disaster Survivor T-Shirts

My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.

Computer Room.

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

21st century water cooler conversations.

'Is this the new input device?'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

My phone is synced with my tablet, my tablet is synced with my laptop ... but none of them are synced with me."

Fur Baby

Well, you and I know it's our home, but our 'smart home' doesn't know it's our home

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"I'm asking you to write your name on the board. Surely you don't need your smart phone to help you spell your name!"

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

'So...worked in 'IT' long?'

Sif instantly regretted asking Thor to hang the picture.

Man falls through ceiling - 'Did you find the leak?'

'How much did you say we'd be saving by buying a wood-burning stove?'

'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.

Tech Support/Counseling for Anxiety caused by tech-support.

"Tell me, do you own a mallet with a rubber shaft?"

"I'm sure you may need your phone, portable charger, laptop, iPad, Xbox, and music player. But we're only going to the mailbox."

'I think my husband's DIYed and gone to heaven.'

'Kids, let's pause and give thanks to that higher power that keeps this family together...our internet service provider.'

Wallpapering 4

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Technology hasn't saved me any money. I'm now supporting those relatives of mine they replaced.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

50% looking at phone, 50% looking for phone

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

"Darling! - did you know your books are crooked...?"

"Whatever the politicians might decide, I'm well prepared because I've got enough hate comments for the next five years!"

"It just doesn't seem right. Ever since the new system upgrade nothing is where it used to be!"

Consumer care and technologies

'Sorry guys! But i'm afraid we're going to have to shoot this segment again. The darn tape just ran out!'