Wi-fi detected on desert island
Shipwreck Survivor With A Tech Twist T-Shirts
Let them wear their resilience and tech savvy proudly with a t-shirt that captures the spirit of a shipwreck survivor with a modern twist. Perfect for adventurers and tech lovers alike.
'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'
"A home recently sold in my neighborhood."
"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."
Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."
'This Power Point slide has a dynamic layout comparing reading scores throughout the district, which you would have seen if I remembered to bring a spare projection bulb.
'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'
A man with a rake on a desert island
"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"
"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"
'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'
"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."
'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'
Desert Island Bagpipes
Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.
'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'
"Over there - an island!"
"I just feel like a cliche."
Hydrofoil wing boat.
Scuba texting
Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.
'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!
External Revenue Service
'Another one. Do you realize that will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'
Bl**dy climate change...
"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."
"Did I just butt-dial my booty call?"
"We are about to implode! All is lost! And we only have one escape pod."
'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'
"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."
Tick tock! Tick tock! Brringgg!
"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."
Man on Desert Island reads about himself.
'Petersen, you're fired!'
"Have you been tested?"
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