Tech-savvy Spa-goer Pillows

"Oops. My bad."

Spa

'The Lord spake to Moses? You mean voice mail?'

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

The Cat Spa

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

"How sweet, you texted me. . . I love you too!"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"And the meaning of life is.... oh rats, the battery died."

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

"I'm going on a retreat."

Feel alienated by technology? Tell me more. Press 1 for yes, 2 for no.

"Hey - I'd write a book, too, if I could find the time."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

"You're incredibly tight."

Spa Dog

Luigi's Career Change From Pizza Shop Owner to Masseuse Goes Smoothly...

'No, Father, they're not praying. They're texting.'

'Do you want the pill, the suppository, the patch, or the app?'

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

'Why is the jacuzzi full of grapes?'

Odd Spas

"Well, that's that, Henry. Let's go over to the Four Seasons and towel off."

"The doctors say you're not doing enough to diagnose yourself."

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

'The meaning of life??? How the hell should I know? Try Google.'

"I have to tell you, I got a totally different diagnosis from someone named PookyPoo on medi-answer.com."

'Did you try 'Google'?'

'Guide us, oh Webmaster.'

Spa day

"The public seems concerned about the size of government."

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

'This place is awesome! Check it out. His and hers loofah brushes.'

"The gods must be on-line tonight."

'What am I thinking? Don't you read my Tweets?'