Tech-savvy Snob Pillows

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

Gen-Next Library

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

"Did you get my tweet?"

Relaxing in the Sun

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Weird things I do because of the internet

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

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Early Learning Today

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Downloads.

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'