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Modern Marriage

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"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Relaxing in the Sun

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Weird things I do because of the internet

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Aladdin conjures up a virtual genie.

Happiness is spending late summer afternoon on a buying binge at the iPhone app store.

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Back in my day, we were drawn with ink on paper, not on some fancy digital pad, but at least we knew we existed.

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

Early Learning Today

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

'I think the computer has a crush on me. It asked me to remain after class.'

CCTV in church.

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

"Why would I want to see anything that far away from my phone?"

TV Interactive panto - Remote control buttons: Oh yes it is - Oh no it isn't.

'My diagnostic software is acting up. It says you are pregnant.'