Tech-savvy Neighbor Pillows

"He's still there. Try adding an angry face emoji."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

The Digital Family

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Honey, are we watching TV or is it watching us?"

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"...and if you both can successfully complete this CAPTCHA, we'll continue with the vows."

"Hold on—I'm getting information as to why these two should not be wed."

Virtual Beach

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."