Tech-savvy Justice Seeker T-Shirts

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Rumours Online

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Laws and mobile technology

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

Computer Aided Divorce.

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

Policeman using a frisk engine on the internet

'Oh, I plow the fields, Greta takes care of the house, and young Johan, here, maintains the website.'

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."