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'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'

'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'

Restrictive Abortion Laws

'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'

"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

Audiovisual law

"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."

"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

Laws and mobile technology

'I'm texting my inner child.'

Computer questionning a witness.

Computer Aided Divorce.

"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."

'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'

"No, Billy, just because I don't have my own website does not mean I'm a quack!"

'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'