
I'll stop taping the trial if he'll stop taping the trial, your honor. Quid GoPro.
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I'll stop taping the trial if he'll stop taping the trial, your honor. Quid GoPro.
'I've decided to centralize my operations. Everything will be in my ipad.'
'See here, Flanigan ? what's this I hear about you going over my head to the computer?'
"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."
'I don't suppose there's any way I could serve my sentence on line?'
Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?
'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'
'Having all this information on my patient's diagnostics is great, but I think I need a degree in data analytics to sort it all out...'
Jaws 3 - The Litigation
'Place your hand on the e-bible and text me a repeat text of my text...'
Restrictive Abortion Laws
'Oh great, a machine with an attitude.'
'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'
'Technology is wonderful. It makes your people so much easier to use.'
"There was a system failure that caused a brief crash, but fortunately I was able to reboot."
"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."
"Holding an open contest on social media and announcing the winner may not be the most secure way to pick a password."
Audiovisual law
'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'
"I'm looking for a tie that retracts a statement."
"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."
'Grandpa says that, in his day, he had to walk 20 miles in the snow just to steal music.'
'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'
Laws and mobile technology
'I'm texting my inner child.'
Symbiosis in the age of social media.
Computer questionning a witness.
"We've implemented AI, now if we can develop artificial concern for our customers, we'll have it made."
Computer Aided Divorce.
"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."
'As to being an accessory before or after the fact - were you in the 'enter' or 'delete' mode?'
I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.
"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"
"I'll read you a story but on condition that you convert and download my vinyl record collection onto this blasted thing."
'You see, Jimmy, if I allow you to upgrade your computer, then all the other managers will go 'waa waa waa'.'
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