Tech-savvy Justice Seeker Pillows

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

'Somebody should tell our office manager that a motorized filing cabinet does not qualify as an electronic health record system.'

"Thank you for the rewind, Miss Cooper. Now let us fast-forward to that fateful moment in February and hit the pause button."

"Why didn't we think of that?"

Rumours Online

"My next witness is his Google Assistant."

Jury Selection Today. Have any of you been friended by the defendant on Facebook?

'...In an attempt to speed up our backlog of cases we've computerized the scales of justice.'

'No need to text me your answer to that. I'm right here.'

"Raise your right hand and swear on the tablet..."

He was under-performing so we replaced him with his Smart phone!

"We're running late. Skip the brief, just give me the tweet."

Laws and mobile technology

"Tia Carmen, sticky notes on the fridge is so old-fashioned! Here...it's a digital recorder. You can tape all your notes on it."

"@FBarnes12 favorited a prophecy you were mentioned in."

Tunnel of Love (Recorded for Security Purposes)

Bush's Hacker

"That's the fourth 'wanted poster' for me. I miss the days when things didn't go viral."

"Every time I offer them an upgrade, they click on 'not now'."

"Hacking your way through the jungle with one of those things is so last century, Federson."

"The fact that you're writing your presentation in giant letters makes me think you still haven't figured out how to use a PowerPoint presentation."

Computer Aided Divorce.

'Binary' monk demonstrates computer skills.

'If you want to keep up with technology, Senator, you need a reelection platform in 140 characters or less.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

"If it please Your Honor . . . Your Honor? Your Honor!"

I guess you're pretty good at the legal mumbo jumbo, your honor, but I must tell you that your microphone technique is atrocious.

'Lord...what's the meaning of my life?'

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

'Bailiff, would you please send a text to, juror #2 and instruct him to put his phone away.'

Policeman using a frisk engine on the internet

I'll stop taping the trial if he'll stop taping the trial, your honor. Quid GoPro.

"My parents call me their, 'Postcard to the Future'."

"I found an app that automatically increases the debt ceiling."