Tech-savvy Ice Dancer T-Shirts

'Can't talk now! I'll call you back.'

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

"Siri, find an ICU near me."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"We're in a dying industry, and you're just sitting there! Well, I'm going to do something about it-I'm starting a Web site."

"It's obviously an original."

Internet Shoplifting

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

'I will now play a selection of digital audio files I downloaded today.'

Snowman and girl

Scuba texting

Hockey cheerleaders.

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

"She works best in hex mode."

'Romeo, Romeo, wi-fi art thou, Romeo...'

"I'm trying to figure out a way to go trick-or-treating through Google Earth. That way I can do it globally to get more candy."

Do we really need auto-tune.

Sports and new technologies

'Could you turn me around the other way?'

At next mogul, carve left. At next mogul, carve right. Recalculating.

Figure Skating: Dee Thumble,

'There must be safer means of facial expression than closed eyes...'

Winter String Quartet

"Too much information."

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

The quantum physicists enjoy a pre-conference stroll.

Dorian Gray's Computer Graphics.

Computer Four Hands.

"Monsieur Monet's approach has become a tad too modern I fear"

'I hope you don't mind -- I pick up a few extra bucks from the webcam.'