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"Right click twice, now left click."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"I, TikTok."

Second lifeReal life.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

In, out, shake it all about.

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

"See? Two seconds with my quantum physics app."

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Sidewalk Ballet

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

One-man band - One-man office

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Do you mind?"

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

"Anywhere that doesn't have TVs, computers, radios, ipods, cellphones or video games."

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

Uh-oh, Bob, you got paste and match! Right hand option, left hand up arrow, right food command, left foot V. Keyboard Shortcuts Twister.