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"Right click twice, now left click."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

"O.K. I'm just feeding in your personal details for a suitable match..."

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

In, out, shake it all about.

Second lifeReal life.

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

Haven't Rented a Game in 2 Weeks.

Please stand by...I have temporarily lost my reason.

Sidewalk Ballet

Dancing to Mobile Tunes

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'

"Do you mind?"

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

One-man band - One-man office

"He used to be a senior fact checker at Meta — now he's just a pedant."

The Eighth Day of Christmas

'It seems that their databank has all the information that's in our databank, plus information that's not in our databank, plus information about our databank.'

"You probably don't need to write 'sorry for the delayed reply' every time, Natasha."

"This is where I keep my entire music collection."

"Damn, I forgot to create the 'control-Z' command."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

"This is the future of logistics. Thanks to our new technology this parcel can miss-send itself to somewhere in Kazakhstan."

'My website? Oh, it was a bit of a one hit wonder.'

"Ooh, this looks nice. Would you like to go for a scroll?"

'Roll on the stoneless office.'

Virtual chicken crossing the road.

"Do-si-do, I said! DO-SI-DO!"