Tech Enchantress T-Shirts

Snake Charmer Charms His Microphone

"Round and round the cauldron we go, in the exfoliating toner I throw."

Meet the new factory manager.

Binary Man

Witches of Instagram

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

"Well, team, we've been officially disqualified. You can come out of there, Tyler."

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"They don't appear to want to take over. They just want to dance."

'Things just haven't been the same around here since people starting saving files in the cloud.'

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

"Here's my wallet, my phone, the key to the safe and an application form for your so-called 'mind control device.'"

"Fred, a drone! Let's get it!"

One-man band - One-man office

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

'..and one for the pot.'

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

Man about to enter a maze with a arrow saying 'Internet' with the world at its center

'Hon, come quick! I think we have a major computer bug.'

"Done Dad! I've hacked the dog's social media account and flooded it and his contacts with links to cat videos..."

Robot Beggar

"Never mind if you're good with people. Can you hack?"

Photocoffier.

Dogfights/Drone Fights

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

'Can't talk now. I'm on a virtual holiday.'

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

A riderless police bike pulls over a driverless car, now what. . .?

'I got tattoos of all my passwords.'

"They've replaced the company car."

'Okay, here's how your contributor's brand new machine works! Now give me my money!'

"I never ask for a raise any more. I just hack into the boss's computer and give myself one."

"I'm hexting."