Ice Dancing Explorer T-Shirts

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

The interested bystanders.

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ice shelfie.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Rockefeller Center."

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'Bored?'

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

Penguin of the Month.

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

Bunny Hop Hug

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Bobsled Police.

Penguins walking through a rainbow.

"What? You mean this old thing?"

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

"And unlimited freezer space, naturally..."

'...and the temperature is controlled by a thermostat which keeps it at a controlled zero year round.'

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."