Ice Dancing Explorer T-Shirts

"By the time I was supposed to resume my hockey career, I had discovered ice dancing."

"The Ice Age must've caught him by surprise..."

The interested bystanders.

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

Ice shelfie.

"Now there's something you don't see everyday. How long have you been using dachshunds as sled dogs.?"

"When we first started seeing each other, we would always use the same word for snow."

Igloo for birds.

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

"Rockefeller Center."

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

'Bored?'

Penguin of the Month.

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

'The team we're playing tonight is good 'cause I heard they know how to turn and stop!'

Running out of Gas.

Bunny Hop Hug

Very nice, but will it put mammoth meat on the table?

A polar bear holds a press conference.

Polar Bear Fishing.

'Time for another trip down to Anchorage — we're all out of breath mints.'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Mush, mush, mush.'

Bobsled Police.

"I'm sorry but we don't have a room with a view."

"B*gger! Another victim of white male privilege."

"One of you got online and stole my identity, which is weird because there's not one thing unique about us."

"Just be proud we're the first father-son ice dancing team."

Scientists try to understand recent core samples from the Greenland ice sheet.

"What? You mean this old thing?"

An EskimoInuit gluing back a piece of broken Igloo with some special glue for Igloos

'How about a cold one?'