Tech-savvy Householders Prints

'Oh, you cut the cord too?'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

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"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

"Why would I want to meet Santa? I can just go home and log onto his social media page from the comfort of my bed."

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

"Congratulations. The ultrasound shows the baby is healthy, a boy and already knows more about technology than you."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

Smartphone Sonogram

The modern generation!

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

Dr. Reynolds unsuccessfully combines night story time with EHR pajama time.

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

Baby cries into a cellphone.

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"This universal remote is awesome. It controls the tv, cable, stereo, computer, garage door. . ."

"How many times do I have to beep you?"

Virtual Beach

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."