Tech-savvy Home Dweller Prints

'I don't know if artificial intelligence in a toaster is a good thing. It just seems to make toast whenever it feels like it.'

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

"I have an imaginary friend called Fred, and my dad has one called Alexa."

"Hang on. Mommy's just checking to see if she's still relevant to the outside world."

'Don't leave baby alone with this really cool tiny phone. It's a choking hazard.'

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

"We realize that kids start using technology at a younger age these days, so our strollers come with Bluetooth, Wi-Fi and GPS."

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Oh, Frank, look! He's sending his first tweet!"

The Digital Family

"I think our smart home is suffering from separation anxiety. It's following us."

'It's great to get back to the simple life'

"Getting dark, Sweetie. Better text Mom you love her."

Typewriters and Laptops.

Lay-Z-Family Recliner

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"Don't worry about her sucking her thumb. Soon she'll be texting with it."

'Wendy! I'm glad you came over! I want you to see my baby's ultrasound hologram!'

"What do you think is a good step goal for someone who's just started walking?"

"I now pronounce you man and wife - do you wish to save these changes?"

"We're staying together for the sake of our facebook page..."

James Gandolfini in his driveway with a tablet

'Look dear, he's burning his first illegal download to rewritable dvd'

"So that's two votes for save and one for delete."

'Yes, technology has come a long way, but the baby won't have a touch screen.'

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

Laptops

"All this time I've been trying to get her to walk, and all it took was a phone."

"Amazing, eh? Good-looking, dependable, trustworthy, inflatable."

'Have you googled me to see how old I was when I was born?'

'It's a book, Sweetie - it doesn't have any ram!'

'Norbert, he's playing our ring tone.'

'It's no use! His computer tablet has replaced his blanky!'