Tech-savvy Consumer Prints

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

Gen-Next Library

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Weird things I do because of the internet

Relaxing in the Sun

"Did you get my tweet?"

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

Two Generations of Readers

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

Books: Soon to be made into a major computer App.

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Page not found...

'Bread, milk, cereal, sugar, sausage, potatoes, beans, biscuits. Click! So easy, but I do miss the sexy till lady.'

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

Early Learning Today

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

The Re-Opening of Schools

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

Downloads.

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."