Tech-savvy Guardian Gifts

High Tech Mom

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I won't always be around to watch over you, but they'll be plenty of surveillance cameras."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

Silver Surfer.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

Mobile phone damage to children.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Screenior citizen

Error! Lesson Plan has no Aim!

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"We're good herding dogs, but that drone can't be good for job security."

'When I was a student, wireless data transmission meant passing notes in class.'