Tech-savvy Guardian Gifts

High Tech Mom

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

"Some fine day, my son, all this will be yours."

"I won't always be around to watch over you, but they'll be plenty of surveillance cameras."

Childhood Screen Addict

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

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"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

"Bootsy has welcomed the vacuum robot into our home in her own unique way."

"I really don't care what yours says. My weather app says rain for 40 days and 40 nights. I think you should probably go with that, Noah."

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Silver Surfer.

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."

'This app tells me how near my friends are...'

"I've gone electric, you should be too!"

'Please pay attention. Pretend I'm a movie on your phone.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

Mobile phone damage to children.

I'm a child of the early 5o's who has found time in retirement to become tech savvy. You're a mid-century modern.

Teacher removes 'School Paper' sign and replaces it with 'School Blog' sign.

"I wish you people would just read the blog."

"I've had a busy week. I had my hip and iPhone upgraded."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"Excuse me, it's my reminder to get a life."

The walking frame for the mobile immobile.

'To blog or not to blog, that is the question...' Shakespeare in the 21st Century

'Forget it - the nearest wi-fi hot spot is in Rangoon.'

'He became an enthusiastic silver surger when he discovered there are nude ladies on the internet.'

The elderly found the new remote control much easier to use.

Screenior citizen

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

"I have 130 disciples following me on Twitter."