Tech-savvy Flyers Gifts

Free WiFi

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

'So much for your new Satnav!'

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"I've tracked our GPS coordinates over the past week dad. Well, we're roaming the plains alright!"

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

"Wouldn't it be easier to have sat nav fitted?"

'The problem with migrating is that the roaming charges for my mobile phone are enormous...'

"I'll put this device onto flight mode when you put this plane onto flight mode."

Darn it - Every time I try to text, my smart car pulls to the side of the road.

"Excuse me, dear...the rickshaw phone...."

Caution, Student Self-Driver

Take me to your leader. . .

'I think its being tapped.'

Migration Music

"You were right, dear. This place is a surfer's paradise. The wi-fi connection is fantastic!"

You Know You're Old When...

"I suppose the spent 40 years in the wilderness because Sat Navs hadn't been invented?"

"First gig in a while?"

Tourist looks at his laptop rather than the scenery.

"Remember me? I'm your running shoes. Remember what running is?"

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

The Wilkersons on Vacation in Exotic Peru in the Metaverse

'My travel app has some amazing photos...'

Fred noticed the mission trip list was different from when he was a youth.

'I've only packed essentials! CD player, hair dryer, eight new tops and a sun lamp.'

"Technology's taken the romance out of off-shore banking."

'Picked up a virus. Fortunately, we had everything backed up on memory sticks.'

"It's better digitally enhanced."

"Are you telling me you won't even ask the computerized navigational system for directions?"

Mom's Mobile Office.

Medical Emergencies on Holiday.