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"And our charging station, also a period piece. . ."

"Do me a favor. . . stick to changing the wallpaper that's on your computer."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

Shelter Cat Nap

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Man with raked leaves on wall plaques.

"Not tonight. The furniture is sentient again."

"Except for that wall socket, the whole damn thing is a trompe-l'oeil."

There's a Facebook group for everyone... "Even Toilet Paper Mummies!"

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Pollock Painting Company

'How are you doing on your side?'

Super glue . . .

A new meaning in the Roman

"It's obviously an original."

'It's for cutting and pasting.'

"Just imagine this room fully carpeted with multi-level platforms and cubbies."

Cartoon 2319: Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Leonardo da Vinci's 'Mac Lisa.'

"Well, it does make the room look larger."

Prisoner decorating his cell.

Carlo Bing's Penne Lounge Chair

'When we converted the pub into a house, we decided to keep some of the original features.'

'And I took this shot with my new camera mobile!'

Modern Furniture/Sculptures Object to Old Fashioned Chair.

"The one's an en suite and the other's a walk-in wardrobe."

'I just love what you've done with the kitty litter box.'

Space Shuttle Indulges In Martian Landscape Painting

'Days until miminimalism is over and we can get our things out of storage...'

"...Won't be a minute darling, I'm just downloading Christmas."

'I thought we'd go for a digital tree this year.'

'Sheila wanted a statue and I wanted a water feature so we compromised.'

Xmas tree

"Gosh, Bob, I just LOVE the dynamic interplay between the new wall color and the accents of pandemic-era psychosis!"