Tech-savvy Cowboys Gifts

'Them's fightin' tweets!'

'Boys, we're forming a posse to track down the Fenton gang. So get your laptops, and start searchin'.'

"Dear Wendy, please excuse the tardiness of my response to your recent tweet from Hoboken."

"I don't believe I've missed a single sign since you made the switch to Power Point."

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

City Marathon.

'If you're not doing anything, come on over and we'll shoot the bull!'

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

"Tell me when it's all cyber warfare, and I'll enlist!"

"You lose your phone again, Rusty?"

Wild West Text Showdown

"Hey Dolly, get back here!"

"A three letter word. . . all powerful colloquially known as 'the man upstairs'."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"We give thanks for superfast broadband, 4G connectivity ..."

"He's a quick learner."

Shepherd watching sheep on closed circuit TV

"...and this year's Special Achievement Award for the longest undetected game of computer Solitaire goes to..."

"I bet you kids are all losing your minds without a wi-fi signal."

"Hold on, the puck is coming this way."

"I'm sorry, Frank. I know it's more environmentally friendly but your new campfire program really doesn't provide the right atmopshere."

"If we don't find a place to charge these batteries we ain't gettin' this herd of tumbleweed to Kansas City by sundown."

Spring branding on the Hashtag Ranch.

Sports and new technologies

'I'm the one who has to find them, so I embedded the locator chip in their wool!'

"This chat room ain't big enough fer th' two of us."

Sorry Jerry, you've gone all muffly. Have you been shat on again?

Computer for used for on-line dancing.

Scouting just hasn't been the same since Troop 90 found a long enough extension cord so they could sing around the air conditioner.

How cowboys book their rides remotely.

"Time for some herdin' music, eh, girl?"

Texas Programmers AC Members Club: Ride the wild mainframe.

"Too much information."

Bruce Lee with dangerous mouse.

'He's a Tex'an.'