Tech-savvy Connector Gifts

'www.johnlint.com. Pleased to meet you.'

"Good morning 'Best Friends Forever' breakfast club!"

Man and woman meet in bar, in strained poses. He says: 'Now we've met, can we drop the Myspace poses?'

Right click for yes...

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Networking

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'An encyclopedia? I don't know. Let's look up what it is on Wikipedia.'

'After sex he checks his cell phone messages.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'No, I'm not being tracked by scientists, just by my wife...'

Coffee shop

"That thermostat I bought is smart. It knows how cheap I am, so it keeps our home freezing."

'Relax, dad, I haven't been in a classroom for months because all my college classes are online!'

"I told him not to rely on his GPS whe out running!"

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."

"A virus ate my homework."

'The batteries in my calculator just died. Good thing I kept the instructions on how to count on my fingers.'

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The battle of Gettysburg? Uh. . . let me check my civil war app."

'My teacher said my penmanship has really improved since I started doing my homework on an inkjet printer.'

"I used to know my wife's fondest dreams and desires, but now I leave that to Google."

The password: "C'mon everybody try to remember!"

'When the school upgraded its operating system, for the third time, I upgraded my headache medicine from over-the-counter to prescription strength.'

"Buy my data $20"

Rap-Nav.

Astronaut Selfie.

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

Tarzan mobile phone