Tech-savvy_coach Gifts

'Our gymnasium is being repaired so we played sports games on our computers.'

"Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?"

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

e-shoes

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

'I'd like two pizzas, one with cheese and pepperoni and the other with cheese and sausage. One more thing, do you deliver?'

Your Work/Life Balance Is Off. Shall I Auto-Correct?

Relaxing in the Sun

Weird things I do because of the internet

"Did you get my tweet?"

'When I took this job, I had no idea how much it would cut into my quality, family texting time.'

"I'm trying to Google what I was thinking about twenty minutes ago!"

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"How can I be a lead learner without the technology needed to lead?"

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

'And the best thing about this electric thermal underwear is, no batteries, it's solar!'

'In the computer simulation he said he admired my candor and gave me a raise.'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

Mr Jones is not seeing anyone in person. Do you have a webcam?

"Shankar, I needed someone to dot the 'I's' and cross the 'T's' but that was before there was ChatGPT."

"Tommy? Hi, this is daddy. How's my big boy? Sweetie, daddy needs your help."

Early Learning Today

The Re-Opening of Schools

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

'Ever since I started reading the newswpaper online, he's been bringing my computer to me.'

A baseball player is too busy checking his smartphone to catch a ball.

"These are X-Rays of your operation, and this is a selfie I took with your gall bladder."

So, if you don't get this mail because I wrote the wrong address again, please reply to me a.s.a.p. Best, Bob

'Is this to make me feel bad for not getting you that laptop?'

'...till death, or a really huge argument over ringtones, do you part.'

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Try unplugging it and throwing it out the window."