Tech-savvy Brat Pillows

"For the last time, there is no virus under your bed."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

"String ... you mean it doesn't have a remote controller to operate it?"

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Do I get to take an 'elfie' with Santa, too?'

"Could you repeat that word?"

A child sitting on a swing - while playing with a hand-held electronic device or phone

'She posted her first blog today.'

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'After we learn the alphabet, are we going to learn how to text?'

'You can stick your filthy shell. I'm listening to the Arctic Monkeys.'

Lemonade Stand With Free Wi-Fi

i-teddy

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Kid is 'Born to Text'.

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"My mom's restricting my phone. She says I don't have enough Selfie Control."

'I won't be writing this year, you can find my list on my blog.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"He has the tweeting skills of a man twice his age."

"I don't have time for piggy banks. Can't I just buy an ATM?"

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

"Would you mind adjusting the vibrate on your phone? There's a seismologist on TV claiming there's been an earthquake in our neighborhood."

nstead of looking at fish bowl, a kid watches the fish on TV as they are being video taped.

Social Networking.

"The wifi password? Of course Madame, it's 'Ilove100boobies69'."