Tech-resistant Hero Mugs

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

"Well, guys... I guess we'll just have to ask Siri where we are." "No! Don't do that!" "Yeah! We know exactly what we're doing!" "Dude! Have you forgotten our credo?" "Society for the refusal to ask for directions."

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

"I want to get in touch with my inner child. I need the tech support."

"Now right-click on the icon."

'This model sends back a pre-recorded message to any hacker.'

'They call it a remote because that's the chnaces of me being able to program it.'

'Miss Wayson, find out who put this computer on my desk and tell them to get it the hell out of here!'

Stressed Office Junior

"Ms. Higgins, which button do I push for one of those cutesy, thing things, that people put on their emails?"

"Sorry, I double-booked. This wouldn't happen if I had a computer - but they insist we do everything by hand."

"Looks like another case of someone over forty trying to understand Snapchat."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

'I steal from the rich databases and give to the poor databases.'

'Don't get smart with me!'

'Fighting evil, fighting evil, fighting evil...oh, wait, how about the 17th, say noonish?'

"Please help. Never learned PowerPoint."

'And then Steve Jobs invented apple computers.'

Utter horror. Sadie has become a Youtube star. Get outta here. I shot video of her ranting about her hatred of technology and posted it on Youtube. People love it. They can't get enough. She's being treated like a celebrity. An autograph please, and can you curse my laptop? I feel so alive.

Computer use issues

No! I would not like to download a typing tutorial!

'Computer crashed again, Martin?'

"So what do we do when we can't say anything nice about someone?"

"Just sitting here waiting for Facebook to go away."

'Bob's served the company as man and boy, and as cantankerous old moaner who doesn't understand IT.'

"What the ∆∂∑† do most of these Ω∞§Ωing buttons do?"

"My dad? Forget about it! He's clueless about cells...he'd never read my text messages...trust me!"

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"I can't get this stupid computer to work!"

A trapeze artist texting forgets to grab his fellow artist.

Peasant's emancipation.

"I'm sending you back to elementary school so you can get your computer skills up."

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

"For your birthday I'm going to give you 24 hours technical support."