Tech Procrastinator Gifts

"He's great at keeping our litter box clean. I just wish he would do the same with his computer."

Desk trays - 'in', 'out', and 'one of these days'.

"The meeting will last until lunch, or hell freezes over, whichever is longer."

"Ideas that jump from noggin when head not yet screwed on."

"Lazy? I've been social-networking my ass off."

"I flunked out of cooking school. Even the dog won't eat my homework."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

Man needs to buy excuse for missing work from vending machine.

"I tried getting good grades without studying, but it isn't working."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

'1001 things to do whilst waiting to get on the internet.'

'I understand you have nothing to do, York.'

"This next song's from the soundtrack to the film of the book I never got around to writing."

In, Out, Shake it all about

E-waste - 'Well there's another hour gone on email.'

'A cyber-terrorist stole my homework. I have a note from the CIA. '

'I prefer to work vicariously as opposed to remotely.'

"I can't mow the lawn today. A bug just flew up my nose."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"It's hard being a TV viewer trapped in the body of a student."

Working from home to-do list.

"Things to do today: 1) stare out window 2) crap on new bedspread 3) stare out window 4) claw up ottoman 5) stare out window 6) take nap."

Nethead strip: Over doing the time spent on the computer

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Waiting to do the second coat was the worst part. It was like watching paint dry.

Man looking at greeting cards labeled "Apologies for not writing sooner" with sub-headings for different lengths of time.

'You know what they say Mum: The early bird catches the worm! So I'm sleeping in...'

Al, The Go-From Guy

Desk boxes reading 'In', 'Out', and 'On second thought'.

'This is my list of things to do today and this is my list of things to do today that I'm not going to do today.'

"Shouldn't you be studying?

"I think I see the problem."

"Put down your cell phone and check your job!"

"You don't get a lot of work done, Jenkins, but I admire how thoroughly unstressed you are."

'Actually, I haven't done any work for a month due to technical difficulties.'