Tech Mishap Meme Lover Pillows

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Super Strength, Impervious to Bullets And Explosions

"COUGH! COUGH! Years of data mining have left me with data lung. Don't be like your old man - go into modeling or visualization!"

"There is a 5 month slow down. You are still on the fastest route. You will arrive next year."

'Kumor's responsible for all the computer passwords, so the boss had him encrypted.'

"I didn't know they made a 'Sitbit'"

"Our cloud computing services include IaaS, PaaS, SaaS, NaaS, CaaS...and BaaS!"

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

"An excellent interview Mr Twinglestop, now is there anything you'd like to ask me. . . Apart from home to switch off your 'cat filter'?"

'The principal is keeping my teacher after school. She kicked the computer.'

B2B.Com Pay Per View.

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

'By putting all our data into code, our competitors can't read it, our unathorized personnel can't read it, and I'm afraid, neither can we.'

'That's strange -- there seems to be a pop-tart in your disk drive.'

"What - the customer complaints come in nonstop and the software doesn't work? Pheew... I'm relieved. I feared that something unusual happened today."

"Have you tried turning it off and on again?"

'We've simplified the control to 2 buttons - snooze and panic.'

STRIP Hambone: Using Tippex on a monitor

'I'm sorry, but we are after a different kind of Web expert...'

"No, it isn't a mobile. It's my pipe."

"You've got to compress it because my email account is limited to 3MB."

'The number 1 dinner is available in an updated version 1.1.'

Instead of that CD, how about feeding me a nice bagel for a change?

"Mine has a terrible battery life."

"We programmed it to behave exactly like a human... it never stops complaining."

STRIP Hambone: Computer smoke signals message from Indian office

STRIP Hambone: 'Can't you programme this thing to laugh at my jokes?'

"This tone means the battery is low. This one means you've just driven over a pedestrian. And this one indicates that someone sitting near you in a coffee shop is about to grab your phone and stuff it down your throat!"

'Don't disturb your father when he's in stand-by mode.'

Entering silicon valley, speed limit: 110111

New Year's Resolution.