Tech Mishap Humorists Pillows

"Bloody satnav is going silly again!"

"Talk nerdy to me."

"You can access me by saying simply 'Agnes.' It is not necessary to add 'dot com.' "

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

Screen Time vs Book Time

Driverless cars rage.

'What do you mean, I just flunked the Turing test?'

Fenton G. Gonklemeyer, Computer Scientist - Booted Up 1928 and Crashed 2009.

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

"Of course we'll give you a choice. Would you prefer to lose your job to outsourcing or to robotic automation?"

GO AHEAD ... MAKE MY DAY!

"Darn autocorrect!"

Knight in armor is using his jousting pole as a selfie stick.

Backlash industries: makers of the macro-chip, bigger, slower..and it even makes mistakes

"I wrote this one after my third startup failed. It’s called ‘I Got Yer App Right Here.’"

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Chef copy robot

'Trust me. Those shells have always been wireless.'

'Now where's my Tibbles got to?'

"Oh, sorry, I wasn't flirting with you – I was checking my phone."

I downloaded Thoreau's "Civil Disobedience" into it's memory, and now the "command" key isn't working.

"Siri meets Alexa" "What can I help you with?" "I'm sorry, I can't answer that."

'Honey, tell me honestly...does this operating system make me look big-endian?'

"Lost drone! Reward! Goes by the name of 'Phantom 3'."

"... And in the event of a sudden change in cabin pressure, please tweet with the hashtag #FeelinTheBreeze."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

'It's a snow mobile.'

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'Mom, I need a push.'

"He's been using the new virtual reality data viewer and climbing bar graphs..."

"Well, we've finally miniaturized this device as much as is practical. Time to make it big again."

Natural Stupidity is no match for Artificial Intelligence.

The benefit of an old-fashioned newspaper.

Patent Office: ". . . It's a phoneless cord."