Those Who Find Humor In Tech Mishaps Pillows

'My password is 'again'. Whenever I forget my password, the computer message says 'Try again'.'

'Ok, give me your username & password one more time.'

"Hackers, Sire! They've broken through our firewall."

'Your car should run fine now. I reformatted the hard drive, increased the ram, scanned for viruses, updated the firmware, upgraded to this year's processor...'

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'Mom, I need a push.'

'Is that computer, down there, the one you were having problems with?'

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"Zoom says we have connectivity issues..."

"These EHR formats are an indecipherable headache to try and wade through. I miss the old days when the doctor's writing was all we had to figure out."

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"Do I put google maps on driving or walking directions?"

"Having bitten the apple I think we should cover our phones with fig-leaves."

"Try switching if off and on at the same time."

'You needn't worry about confidentiality. Your medical records were carefully transferred to computer and accidently trashed.'

"In the end we decided to name him PJZK45Mz! So we could remember our computer's password."

I think you're using the old remote...

It went out. The program must have crashed.

"Here we call it a pregnancy, not a startup."

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"I've found the fault on your computer. Your spell-check had a fight with your predictive text."

"It's summer, go outside and play."

"What's wrong with the computer you've got?"

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"Just need to check on my smart kitchen appliances - they tend to throw dinner parties when I'm not there."

'Hey, c'mon, I wanna hear ya say 'Have a nice day'...

"I'm cold!"

'I wanted to send an email to the IT tech telling him about the faulty software, but I can't do it because of the faulty software.'

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"This is the fist time I've ever seen a tech support number of a soccer ball."

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"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"