Tech Lingo Aficionado Pillows

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'We need to change our luck. Let's move our headquarters to Redmond, the home of Microsoft.'

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

Cellphone Islands

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

US v.s. Tech Giants

Wordplay: In The Bag.

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"It lost a little something in translation."

Terry had a computer bug.

He used to pass the buck, since being promoted to management he gets to call it delegating authority.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

'New Game'

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

Staff Yearbook

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'Do it write the first time.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

"They're home...the party's over!"

Canine Technology

You're gonna have to put that thing in "UFO mode."

The Final Selfie