Tech Lingo Aficionado Mugs

"Are you saying we're about to add a little peripheral to our systems?"

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Cellphone Islands

US v.s. Tech Giants

Wordplay: In The Bag.

'Thank goodness you were wrong mom, dad says a period is what comes at the end of a sentence.'

"It lost a little something in translation."

Terry had a computer bug.

'New Game'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

Staff Yearbook

'It's new from British Telecom...a telephone ignoring machine.'

"Sophia, will you agree to form a joint exploratory committee for marriage?"

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."

'Your proposal is written with clarity and conviction. Send it up to legal for obfuscation.'

Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

Robot walking pet robot

'Do it write the first time.'

"I love the fact that you're a computer genius, Erwin. I just don't like fact that you look like one."

'I'd like to leave my pacemaker to the medical institute, my artificial lung to the research center, my false teeth to the dental clinic, my dacron arteries...'

Dyslexia is no longer a disorder...

The Final Selfie

Keep on Truckin.

Canine Technology

"They're home...the party's over!"