Tech Culture Aficionado Pillows

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

In the Guru District

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."

'He's not talking yet, but his texting skills are excellent...'

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

"I'm bored."

Crap from the future.

'With the increase in hacking, the I.T. department has proposed sealing all of our data in blister packs.'