Tech-free Reminiscer Gifts

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I'll never forget you."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

Life before fitness trackers.

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

Enjoy our cell phone free ambience.

'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

Welcome To Utopia - No phones Past This Point

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

"Look! That's where you threw your back out last fall."

Email Only

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

" I was never for the eighties."

"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

A doctor runs away from a cellphone

'The invitation says, 'Sorry, no children or cellular phones.'