Tech-free Reminiscer Gifts

'When I was a kid, we had to do our own instant replays.'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'I'm old enough to remember when smiley faces were right side up.'

"I'll never forget you."

"People will pay anything to get away from it all. These babies don't even have WiFi on them."

'Oh, relax. Stopping to ask how to use the GPS does not violate the male decree against asking directions.'

"There's no phones, social media, selfies, reality TV, online trolls, political-correctness or fake news."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"Behold, Penny. The 'Wi-Fi dead zone.'"

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"He wouldn't have rolled over and over in agony on the bombed-out cinder pitches we had to play on!"

'There's no WiFi, the phones out of range and the TV doesn't work. Our weekend getaway is ruined!'

"Nope. I came here to relax and not check my messages."

Sell me your souls and I'll make all cell phones and computers go away."

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

Son, when I went to school, I trudged for years knee-deep in student loans!

'I'm part of the losing things generation.'

"Sorry, Michael, but no dodge balls past this point."

Life before fitness trackers.

"Grandpa, you remind me a lot of myself in my pre-tech years."

"When I was your age, I had to walk two blocks to the video rental store."

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'What was I like 20 years ago? I was younger, thinner, better looking, sexier. . . and poorer.'

"Something was definitely lost when we went from being hunter-gathers to browser-purchasers."

'He won't email, text or tweet. He's so inaccessible!'

"I wonder what our phones are doing right now."

"Actually I did know then what I know now. It didn't help."

"Look! That's where you threw your back out last fall."

" I was never for the eighties."

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"No one's last words were 'I wish I'd done more homework.'"

'I miss the good ole days when I just talked to myself.'

"I still compose my tweets in longhand on a yellow legal pad."

A doctor runs away from a cellphone