Tech Enthusiast Lost In Wilderness Gifts

"Could you fellas tell me if there's anyplace around here where I could find a fax machine?"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Who can we call?"

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

"But you said that to make it start, I had to 'Boot it up'!"

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"I'll be walking by your door in a second if you want to try to get my attention."

"I did my homework, but it got lost in cyberspace."

You may very well be here by mistake, but until an I.T. guy sells us his soul, I won't be able to access the database.

"Unfinished business used to mean going back as a ghost. Now, thanks to the Web, you can work from here."

'And over there it looks like a vast swathe of personal data.'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

"A glitch in production - everyone gets a prune omelette with sardines."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet...where the hell am I??"

'...How are we supposed to look up how to use this stuff?'

'Primitive camp' has WiFi.

"I brought my own nature sounds."

'Hello, are any of you other cars sentient? No? (sigh.)'

"Do you have any 'Sorry to hear about your computer problems again'?"

"I spotted his selfie stick!"

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

"I can't call nobody on this newfangled dang cellular telephone!" "That's the TV remote, Roy."

'When it comes to texting, I'm all thumbs.'

"I'm sending you back to elementary school so you can get your computer skills up."

Parachutist using computer in freefall, also using a parachute.

'Your ape call is important to us - please press 6 for angry natives, 5 for lions, or 4 for a general stampede!'

Leonardo da Vinci at it again.

"I took our kid three years to graduate college. It took me four years to learn all the features on this remote."

'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'

'Stop following me. I want to be incommunicado!'

"No grandma, you're not having a reaction to your medication. That website is just buffering."

"I guess computer programmer is not going to be one of my career choices!"