Tech Conglomerate Fan Pillows

Microsoft Merger

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

"Fill out an application? Can't I just text it?"

Time Machine Collision

My url is: http:/how:/um:/powwow.co.chiese.html.

'The hard hats? In case of falling interest rates.'

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'Hey...here's a hot prospect...likes catching frisbees, chasing squirrels, rolling in smelly stuff...'

"It appears you have a virus."

"Ladies and gentlemen, start your companies!"

'My laptop's being repaired and I felt lost without a screensaver to stare at.'

New York Gondolier

Smile you're on camera! You're also on my podcast!

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

'Say, how can I convert this FAT file into a nice and small JPG?'

"I now offer DVR service for clients for want to see their future later."

'Uh-oh. They're bringing in the closer to secure the win.'

Escalator joust.

You are not alone! It is a TEAM EFFORT!

"Everyone here is bonding over pictures of their dogs."

'Maybe we should get into high-tech.'

"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."

'Good. Now just click on 'play'...'

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

'A nice feature of this office, the view from that window won't distract you from your work.'

Selfie Extension Stik

What we thought Elon Musk did...What Elon Musk actually does...

"There's no need to shout!"

'I warned you that it wasn't user friendly!'

"I'll announce the pay freeze after the meeting, because then it will look like your decision."

'Bo-Peep was fed-up with losing us all the time, so she has us all wear these radio-locator collars now.'