Tech Behind Bars Enthusiast Mugs

'Where did I bury the loot? -- I thought you buried the loot!'

'No, the Tower of Babel wasn't built for better phone reception.'

'My lawyer will get us out of here. This is a clear breach of human rights.'

'The jury and our computers find the defendant guilty.'

"Psst. Pass it on. Tonight's the break!..."

Bob had trouble connecting with nature, whereas nature seemed to have no trouble at all connecting with Bob.

Cattle Drive Zoom

"You guys go ahead—I'm an inside cat."

'...and don't forget to switch off your cell phones.'

"Sorry, you've got the wrong number."

'You know what I just noticed about playing outside? No pop-up windows.'

"What this law firm needs is an app that can tweak the law in our favor."

Santa visits prison.

'I've been called up for jury service!'

Prisoner

Prisoner counting off the days on his computer.

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet... where the hell am I??"

Trimming

"Cancel all hunger strikes."

"Come on, Charlie, let me in on when you guys are making the break!"

'Surprise, surprise, Wally the mole...'

Prisoner calculates his time left in crowbars.

'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'

Prisoner's Escape Route Blocked.

''I'm under house arrest for six months. It's a lot more fun if you're not already in jail for a bunch of other crimes.'

It's stopped raining. I think I'll be going!

"I couldn't find a nail file, like you asked, so I brought you some nail polish and lip gloss instead."

A prison inmate is typing prison tally marks in his laptop computer.

'I'm going to handle your appeal, but remember, I'm on death row.'

'Can you sentence me to an overcrowded prison that has an overcrowded gang shower?'

Prisoner

"Mum's really looking forward to seeing you soon, Dad... And she wants to know how the tunnel's coming along."