Team Spirit Guru Pillows

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Women Supporting Women!"

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

Go team!

Support Group for a Good Problem

I can't decide. Should I go to soccer camp 3 weeks in a row? Or soccer, then baseball then lacrosse camp? 3 soccers. Isn't overspecializing at his age bad? Possibly. But 3 different sports means�buying 3 different sets of expensive equipment. Right, He does have a mean corner kick.

The trauma of losing.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

'Just a word of advice ... He's a Saints' fan.'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

"Look at them smiling. They've reached their comfort zone."

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"Winning isn't everything, Josh. Not being the reason your team loses is everything."

Belief and Trust.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'Son, I want you to get out there and play like I've never played before.'

'Verheyen! How many times have I told you? Don't let your personal life affect your play on the court.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Let me guess...you're a knights supporter?'

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Gracie, I'm proud of you. Your team lost, but you tried your best and that's all that counts."

'This is just an informal pledge that we all go through.'

"There will be a winning team and a losing team. Are you OK with that?"

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"