Team Player Skeptic T-Shirts

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A business that thinks alike...sinks alike.

A married couple share the same pole vault.

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.

The best PE teacher in the World.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

HR - Helping Relationships

Win - win

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Mohamed Salah

"Ohhh...pick me pick me!!"

The First Kite

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'