Team Player Skeptic Pillows

"It's simple, really. You're a team member when you want something. You're an employee when I want something."

"Staff support"

"I've always dreamed of being on an academic team like this! It's great that we can all depend on each other!"

"Shall we start with an icebreaker?"

Welcome to the Team

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"I bet you're curious about what's going on in the R&D Department."

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

"Lautrec or Gary? Hmmm... We'll take Gary."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

Tug of Negotiation and Conciliation.

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Win - win

HR - Helping Relationships

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

Westview High School Soccer League Victory Dinner

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

The First Kite

'He's been hiding out here for 20 years. Apparently, his buddies forgot to tell him the paintball tournament was over.'

Speed of assimilation VS New team members

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"I know we're not lions, but let's call ourselves a pride anyway."

On-the-job creativity may go unrewarded an may even create consternation among co-workers.

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

'If we all work together, shoulder to shoulder, we can turn this company around a full 360 degrees.'

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

"We owe our success to teamwork. Without it we could never have grasped at so many straws."