Team Architect T-Shirts

Building a company.

"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

Team Leader

"Once I connect with my server over there, I can turn my lamp on and off."

Lego Haircut

"Yes, Jane Lyons, sitting next to Katy Jones, class of 2018, it is important for a writer to know her audience."

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Child makes a toy and frightens himself.

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"After a long day at the office writing business software...Bob loves to relax writing game software."

Building giant sand pies.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'Don't worry, Dad. I'm going to turn this company around 360 degrees!'

Cloud Computing.

"The session isn't quite going to plan."

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

"If we ca change our altitude we can change out attitude."

Man writing at laptop says: 'It's a UK road movie ??" to give it more scale, I'm making the characters three inches tall.'

Leadership Training

"Writer's block?"

Human Brain

'You are dreaming the impossible team.'

Books Providing Bright Idea

'I'm confident that with the right mix of role-playing exercises and prescription medication we'll make a cohesive team.'

'Before we get started, let's go around the table and practice making eye contact.'

Information about information about information about information.

"Apart from that, Bob, what else did you learn on the team-building paintball weekend?"

'I store all my data in the cloud.'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'