Teaching Skills Gifts

"The rabbit got lost."

A Puppet Named Juan

Ethics exam cheater.

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

'Couldn't Peter claim Mr. McGregor's garden was an 'attractive nuisance?'

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"If a stock falls in the market, and it had no investors, does it really lose its value?"

"How's everybody doing? I'm not boring you, am I?"

Campaign for Plain English

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

'You've got bats alright...now we'll just have to determine what kind.'

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

'I'm Jeremy's father. I'm a computer consultant and I'm unemployed.'

Weekday Morning Hell Bingo

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

'As a beginning teacher, you know you come here prepared to teach and become a good teacher. As you gain experience, you will learn that you also come here to care and become a great teacher.'

Teacher pointing to P,Q, on board: "OK class, which letter comes next? Redbeard, you should know this."

'From six to to eighteen, they're always at that age.'

"My answers could be right. Your quiz just asked the wrong questions."

Nathaniel Hawthorne

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

Marimba

"When is my next parole hearing?"

Clown teaches how to speak Jibberish

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"