Teaching Rebels Gifts

"They say she likes to teach dangerously. No assigned seats, partners or collateral required for her pencils. She's going completely rogue."

"Have you been on the moon again, young man?"

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'It all started when he tried to assemble a backyard gym without reading the instructions.'

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Computer Class.

'But Father, I don't want to study space time temporal theories in relation to collapsing pulsars, I want to do my own thing!'

'I wasn't playing hooky -- I was fleeing the deteriorating public school system.'

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

"Well, if the test is multiple choice I choose not to take it."

"So basically you're telling us that you make the youngest of your species sit in a room for twelves years and that is an education. . . you're kidding, right?"

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

Pubertry

"Do I get to lawyer up before I see the Principal?"

Zero gravity ahead.

Outlaw Quilting Bees

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'

'At least you won't have to worry about the rising costs of a college education.'

'You got everyfink Bruv? Stink bombs, pea shooter, dead frogs . . .'

'Are you ready for me to read the instructions yet?'

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'You expect me to play with educational toys during SUMMER VACATION?'

"The art class look - oh, you mean flung shui?"

"I can't wait to get home and insult my parents from a position of authority."

"Grandma, this is now how some schools say obey the rules."

'This bottle stainless steel cleaner...if it's stainless...why would you need a cleaner?'

'Sorry, I can't talk now, Mr. Harris, I'm texting right now! I'll take whatever punishment you want to give me.'

"Stop fact checking my story."

"If everyone is gonna get a universal basic income, what is the point of getting good grades?"

Do we have to know all the letters? I don't use them all when I text.

And beware of washing his man just before a show.

'We should try harder to behave. We're wearing a rut in this floor.'