Teaching Hero Mugs

Back To School

'I love it but I think I aged five years while earning it.'

Teacher Burnout

Striving to reduce our dependence on fossil fuels, scientists attempt to harness the energy of a toddler's tantrum.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

It's okay Mom! As a broker, I'm under supervision of the SEC!

Nervous Oral Testing

Coronavirus Impact on Children

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Good luck with all the revision...

Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000... Congratulations, and thanks for the $86,000...

'Home Schooling'

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

Cuba restarts virtual classes

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

JAMES BONDING

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

'I'm a work-at-home dad.'

Nervous Student

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

'Good luck with your exams' (mountain climbers).

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Mother will catch you!'

"It's different when they're your own."

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

"I mean, he does have a point."

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

I'm home-schooling him.