Classroom Heroes Mugs

"Before we begin, I just want to say how happy we are for this opportunity for an open-minded discussion about your complete failure to improve our son's academic performance."

'My teacher's job is to shape the minds of children... She must be a gigillionaire!'

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

Nervous Oral Testing

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

Children's education

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

'Get up and put your house slippers on! - You'll be late for home school!'

"I figure I have about 20 years of school to go."

"Being the smartest girl in third grade is going to Melinda's head."

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

"So kids, you got work from your teachers right?"

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

"I've got the ninth grade chemistry class this term."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

'Ok, class, let's take attendance. Joey?'

Lessons.

"I need you to line up by attention span."

"I circulate around the classroom to make sure the class runs smoothly. I need a pair of comfortable walking shoes."

"Thanks for your report on flamingos Johnny."

'Right lad, now it's my turn for free expression . . . (I wish!)'

"We moved here for the schools."

Pandemic-parenting

'If you don't do your homework, you'll be a child left behind.'

"Blood sweat and tears. I think it's supposed to make us feel guilty."

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Jeff makes some nice jugs.

'I don't mind school, but I'm really tired of the commute.'