Classroom Warriors Mugs

'Ms. Krinkle, I know the new contract promised reduced class sizes, but that doesn't allow you to vaporize students.'

Computer Room.

"If a third grader knows the answer, how much of a problem can it really be?"

"I had all the right answers, but I had them in the wrong order."

"It's no my fault I got a D. The system is broken."

'Your classroom management techniques work in practice but not in theory. That worries me.'

'I'd like to challenge the test.'

Computer Class.

'What I did on my summer vacation: I wrote about what I had done the rest of the year.'

"Sure, money may be imaginary - but at least it's got everybody imagining it."

Chicken soup for the adjunct professors soul

'This handheld computer is very useful for teaching. It displays my lesson plan, calander, key files, and an extensive menu of put-downs for hecklers and classroom clowns.'

"If something that doesn't kill me only makes me stronger, then I should be Atlas!"

"Get up at 7; leave for school by 8; no video games until after homework is done -- how about some regulatory relief?"

"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."

'While outsourcing is a common business practice, you may not ousource your research and homework assignments, Fletcher.'

'Life isn't fair and neither is Miss Brown!'

"I passed the three R's. Now I need some R and R!"

Bureaucrats held up by the workers.

Child finding school too hard.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

Cocoa. Make it a double. Sure, Myles. Coming up. Here ya go. Double today; everything okay? Oh yeah, sure. What's not okay about realizing 3rd grade means a whole bunch of homework and Sally Anne Peters wanting to talk about feelings? Tell me all this weirdness ends soon. Triple on the house.

Examiners.

Too much homework: kid with two backpacks.

"Ted doesn't test well."

'I'm having a hard time balancing homework and family time.'

'What makes me mad, I was only a couple seats away from all the right answers!'

"She's a high grade teacher."

Luck is when good classroom management skills meets a day when distruptice students are absent.

"Of course, that's only a first draft."

Help. High performing teacher trapped in low performing pay scale.

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

"Man! I haven't slept at all since school started!"

'I'll pause for your moans and groans.'